I reflect on my reflectionAnd I ask myself the questionWhat's the right direction to goI don't knowAm I a man or am I a muppetIf I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppetAm I a muppet or am I a manIf I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
I look into these eyesAnd I don't recognizeThe one I see insideIt's time for me to decideAm I a man or am I a muppetIf I'm a muppet oh I'm a very manly muppetAm I a muppet or am I a manIf I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
Here I go againI'm always running out of timeI think I've made up my mindNow I understand who I amI'm a manI'm a muppetI'm a muppet of a manI'm a very manly muppetI'm a muppet of a man
That's what I am
